Keep Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap Away From The Family Jewels and Golden Tunnel 

Can you imagine being invited to a new friend’s house for chicken for the first time, and once you arrive, chicken-seeking and trusting, your friend’s house is actually an endless mist-filled maze in which a loop of a capella Ashanti studio outtakes blare from the speakers as rabid Trump enthusiasts chase and taunt you with guillotines and unseasoned chicken wings and the floor is coated with the very same Ninja Turtle ooze that drips freely on Jermaine Jackson’s forehead?

Can you imagine the hopelessness that would assault your heart?That’s what it’s like when you leave Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap near your crotch for too long and that burn gets you.

Do not do that shit.

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Author: Geo Gee

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