When a man relinquishes his decision making to the little head below his waistline all sorts of things can happen. His penis can get him in trouble, and cause him to make a fool out of himself in more ways than most men think about. Here are 10 sure-fire things a man’s penis can and will get him to do if he listens to his penis and not his brain.
A man’s penis can make him:
Drunk call. The penis says, “Call her maybe she’ll give me some”. Notice the penis says “me” not you. If she didn’t want you sober and coherent what makes you think she wants you pitifully and slobbering drunk?
Drunk text. The penis gets drunk with you and decides it’s missing its last tunnel. It convinces you that calling that person will get it inside a warm wet sheath. Well, sometimes the penis is right on this, but most times this move makes you look like a pathetic ass.
Stalk. It’s not the brain in your head that’s thinking about how good that ex was – it’s the penis feeling that last hook up. No logical brain is going suggest you drive by a house 15 times a night, or park across the street from said house for 48 hours without going to the bathroom or eating. That’s ya penis got ya doing that partner.
Give away money. Penises are notorious for being the driving force behind their owners making it rain on the owners of punanny. Need proof? Check out the lady in the vid below that uses a penis like prop in her act to make penis owners throw money at her.
Catch a disease he can’t get rid of. Raw dog the wrong tunnel and that’s ya ass. We’ll it could be your life.
Get his ass kicked. (See”Get him killed below).
Get him killed. Penises don’t discriminate when they start feigning for punanny. If you let it convince you it should be in OPP – there could be a serious price to pay if you give in and get caught.
Play with it. Don’t act like you don’t go on private dates with “Fist”ina and “Palm”etta. Or Left “hanna” and Right “nana.
Stay in bad relationships. Mary J. Blige already outed you. “The sex was good you had my mind I let you come back every time.” “Man if I could get her to leave but keep the punanny here with me I’d be set. Oh well.
Ruin a good relationship. The penis has lead many a man into color blindness – thinking the grass is greener on the other side that oftentimes leaves the man and his penis on the outside looking in as opposed the “getting in”.
Those are 10 things penises can drive their owners to do. There are more and I’m sure my readers have some of their own. Feel free to amend my 10 with yours in the comment area below.