I know y’all got your own styles of swapping DNA with your lips and probably figure can’t nobody tell ya asses nothing. Yeah I know, you seen how to get it in on Porn hub or somewhere “nassy”. We’ll you might wanna pump your know it all brakes and slow ya p
impin and hoeism rolls and check where I’m ’bout to take you.
I’m about to drop some mouth to body parts techniques on y’all that’ll get her slicker that the inside of vaseline jar and him solid enough to cut glass. Just make sho y’alls weaves and hair implants are in there tight cause this ain’t no wig wearing ride.
Let’s start with them ears.
If you’re still blowing in folks ears – Stop. An ear full of spit ain’t sexy plus some of y’alls breath is hot enough to deep fry an ear drum.
Ladies instead of blowing try this.
Come within an inch or so of his ear and release a slow sigh. You know that sigh you exhale right after you’ve got it good and deep for about thirty minutes? That between the orgasm and after sex cigarette sigh. Yeah, that one. This will mess with his nerves in a good way. After the sigh take his earlobe between your lips and gently tug. This will pull at, and indirectly stimulate, the nerve endings inside the ear. These nerves are almost never stimulated, so you’ll tap into a new erogenous zone that will send sexy shivers rippling throughout his entire body.
Y’all and y’all’s tongues.
Y’all outchea ramming your tongues (and a few other “thangs”) in folks mouths like y’all tryna take out their damn tonsils. That shit ain’t funny – especially when it leaves somebody with a sore throat.The last dude I hooked up with came at me like that with his breath smelling like tuna fish. Okay, I know why his breath smelled like tuna fish – that ain’t none of ya’lls business – we talking about kissing here.
Instead of bum rushing folks mouths try this. The one area that’s often ignored is the roof of the mouth, which is one of the most ticklish parts of the body. The next time you get a lip lock on somebody, flick your tongue once or twice in an arc along this area. This one will set shit off. I just tried it on one of the bloggers here. The old boy had a tent ’round his zipper area that would shame any tent on a campsite.
I’ve come to understand that some of y’all are running around biting the blood outta folks necks like you’re vampires. Hickies are so 70’s and teenagery. If ya ass is hungry eat some food not neck. Here’s whatcha wanna try on the neck if you’re aiming to heat or harden something up.
To take the passion level up a notch, gently pull their head back and to the side, which will expose an extra-sensitive tendon running from the ear to the shoulder. At the base of the ear, work your way down the ridge, randomly alternating between small nibbles and gentle kisses. They will wonder what the hell you’re going throw at ‘em next. Warning – this is one of those one thing leads to another techniques.
Ladies this one will have him coming to you looking for it like a crack addict looking for crack. Chile it will have him feigning I tell ya. I went in one of the back offices here and got a hold of this dude that works here named Willie. He’s one of those players that’s always talking bout how he got his “womens” in check and how he doesn’t chase pussy and yada yada yada. We’ll I caught his ass in the supply room and snatched his sweatpants down (he didn’t have no drawers on- who knew?) He called me a million crazy bitches in all of 10 seconds. And then I did this to his azz.
I went right for the backs of his knees.I swiveled tongue along the creases and then blew on the area. For some damn reason, the knees have been underrated as sensuous on men women. You see blowing air on the wet flesh causes the moisture to evaporate, producing a thrilling hot-then-cold sensation. Also, he could feel me breathing, which got him vibing with me. I left his azz in the supply room speaking in tongues with his pants ‘round his ankles looking stupid. So go for the knees – the backs of the knees.
This one is for the fellas. It’s time for y’all to do some sucking. I can’t speak for anybody else but frankly, I’m tired as hell from always doing all the sucking. Look at the bright side playa’s at least you don’t have to get on your knees for this heah one.
Before you do anything throw some Listerine, a Tic Tac or something up in your mouth. Yeah fix ya air fix ya air.
Start off by first opening your mouth a trifle just after you have been resting peacefully with closed lips. take the lead, by brushing her teeth with the tip of your tongue, letting her know that you wish for her to do likewise. The moment she responds, instead of caressing her mouth, suck inward as though you were trying to draw out the innards of an orange. Pull it man! If she’s hip to the trip, she will act in the same way and withdraw the air from your mouth.
In this fashion, in a very short while, the air will have been entirely drawn out of your mouths. Your lips will adhere so tightly that there will almost be pain instead of pleasure. Y’alls azzes will be locked But it will be the sort of pain that is highly pleasurable. That may sound odd but, nevertheless, it is a fact. Pain can become so excruciating as to become pleasure. I mean y’all azz tearer uppers should know this.
So there ya go. Some 411 on how to use your mouth like you got some sense when you’re heading for the down and dirty. Don’t abuse it on the contrary use it y’all.