Enjoy this installment of Mommyisms, Mommy sayings and quotes. From real live Moms like mine and yours. Here goes!
“BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!”
“I can always tell when you’re lying”. And they can..don’t believe me? Ask your Daddy.
“I’m the Mom You’re the child! You understand?”
“I want this pig sty cleaned up before I get back.”
“Your Daddy is an idiot. Why would he put that there?”
“I love you”
“I’m going to slap the taste out of your mouth.” If you could convince someone like an impressionable child you could do this you never had to do it, because as Moms know this scared the bejesus out of the child and they cut out whatever it is they were doing.
“Go to potty go to potty”
“Don’t Test Me!!!!”
“If you have sex before you’re married, your wee wee will fall off”
“You can do it, I know you can!”
“Did you take a bath? Come here let me see”.
“I love you all, but DAMN!”
“Oh no, you’re going to eat that!”
“Wipe your nose, and not on your sleeve either!”
“Did you wipe your butt good? That’s something your Daddy never learned to do”.
“You have a wonderful Father and you will not talk to him in that tone’.
“You want to wear Jordans? Get an NBA contract and a six figure salary and you can wear them all you want.”
“Fix your head.”
“Don’t. DON’T run from me!”
“Go to Bed! And if I so much as hear a peep, I swear.” Yes, Moms are the only creatures known to mankind that can actually hear you peeping.
“Now you listen to me”
“You won’t be happy until you break that, will you?” “Beds are NOT made for jumping on.”
“Ice cream is NOT a breakfast food! I don’t care if it is made from milk!”
“Go play outside! It’s a beautiful day!”
“Get in here NOW!”
What are some of your favorite Mommy sayings? Please share in the comment section.