33 Fail-safe Instructions That Will Get You Noticed By Your Office Crush — P.S. I Love You — Medium

1. Do not be outwardly fearful of wasps.

2. Pretend to receive a phone call from Keanu Reeves. Speak loudly enough that the entire office believes you to be talking to Keanu Reeves. Arrive late to work the next day, but refuse to explain why — your crush will think you’ve been partying with Keanu Reeves, Hollywood star.

3. Backchat your boss. Wink at your crush while doing so. Roll your eyes and yawn at any disciplinary measures your line manager threatens.

4. Browse dating websites during the working day. If your line manager asks what you’re doing, shout I’M BROWSING DATING WEBSITES. That way, the whole office will know you’re single and available.

5. Release locusts into the air-conditioning system. You will seem stoic when everyone else is freaking out about it being the end of the world. (Refer to the office’s discipline code — if there’s no explicit mention of locusts, you should be OK.) Don’t stop at 5 there are 28 more here.–>: 33 fail-safe instructions for getting noticed by your office crush, guaranteed 133% successful. — P.S. I Love You — Medium

Don’t Give Him Too Much Credit Too Soon ‹ Reader — WordPress.com

via Thought Catalog

There’s this thing I do.

When I met a man I have a wild connection with, and hope and desire and romanticism fly’s—I sometimes in my excitement, fall into fantasy.Fantasy of what our dogs’ name will be, how he will look chopping wood in a flannel shirt at my cabin–where we will own our vacation home in Costa Rica.Yeah—that thing.

This is what I call going into “fantasy”.It is when we project all the ideals and things we desire in a partner and a relationship onto a person, prematurely.

Source: Don’t Give Him Too Much Credit Too Soon ‹ Reader — WordPress.com

Are You A Thirsty Person? Are You Involved With A Thirsty Person? — The GeoGee Experience Magazine — Medium

Thirst (n): An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. The thirst occurs when a male or female does anything for a person because they are yearning for attention or sex. Via urbandictionary.com

“Stop texting and calling these people” — if they cared they’d text and call you back.

– April Mason

In the current society there is a thirst to pair up. There is a thirst to get and to have. There is a rampant thirst to be like and have like others. This has created a thirsty culture.

Source: Are You A Thirsty Person? Are You Involved With A Thirsty Person? — The GeoGee Experience Magazine — Medium

This Is The Kind Of Woman I Promise To Be via Thought Catalog

“When a woman chooses to bare her soul over her ass “that’s one you might want to spend some time with.” – Wise Uncle

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I’m the type of woman who will love you, but only when I’m ready. I’m not the type of woman who will sit around and jump at the first person who shows interest in me.

I’m not the type of woman to go out and look for love. I’m not the type of woman who will settle. I’m not the type of woman who fears being alone.I’m the type of woman who will love whole-heartedly when I meet the right person.

I’m the type of woman who will care for you, surprise you, treat you well and let you know how much you mean to me. I’m the kind of woman who always wants to love deeper. I want to learn your strengths and weaknesses. I want to know your favorite way to spend Sunday afternoons and what you like to do in thunderstorms. I want to know about your childhood and how your past shaped you into who you are today.

I’m not the type of woman who will settle. I’m not the type of woman who fears being alone.

I’m the type of woman who will love whole-heartedly when I meet the right person.

I’m not the type of woman who will sit around and jump at the first person who shows interest in me. I’m not the type of woman to go out and look for love. I’m not the type of woman who will settle. I’m not the type of woman who fears being alone.

I’m the type of woman who will love whole-heartedly when I meet the right person. I’m the type of woman who will care for you, surprise you, treat you well and let you know how much you mean to me.

I want to know your favorite way to spend Sunday afternoons and what you like to do in thunderstorms. I want to know about your childhood and how your past shaped you into who you are today.

If you’re going “dayummm” where can I find this “heah” woman?” You probably already have but you’re so busy chasing cheap thirsty booty you’re stepping over and around her. Slow your roll stop engaging in “hoeism” and you might find out “your woman” is right under your nose.

As for the one that laid down the intro for this post – she’s over at Thought Catalog and she has a lot more to say. Get her here. –> This Is The Kind Of Woman I Promise To Be | Thought Catalog

Being Thirsty Can Be Poisonous

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Thirst will drive one to gulp from any and many cups. Thirst will cause one to trade in virtues for lustful nurtures.

Know what’s in the cup you sip from. If the contents of that cup doesn’t make you happy, healthy, or wealthier don’t drink from it.

To drink from many in a short span of time screams desperate. Desperate pretty much says “lapdog” and “floor mat”. Don’t be either.