Mommy Said What?

Moms are not only truly special. They are truly wise, at times entertaining, and at times, also down right funny. Even if they don’t see the humor in some of the things they say,

Enjoy this installment of Mommyisms, Mommy sayings and quotes. From real live Moms like mine and yours. Here goes!

We All Are Here Because Of Our Mothers

Yes It takes a man and a woman to conceive. I get that, you get that. But the final call on whether that seed grows and delivers fruit lies solely with the woman. That’s a simple fact and not open for argument.

Shout Out To The Baby Mamas Coming Through

“Baby Mama” is two words together that have been crudely stereotyped. The two words together often conjure up images of poor single women with multiple kids by often times multiple men. Baby Mama has been mistakenly articulated by many as a  single woman with a child or children on the outside of the union of marriage looking in.

Breakfast In Bed For Her: Delicious Scrambled Eggs And More

Hook her up in bed in the morning with some delicious nourishment that is surely needed after the previous nights physical hookup.

Get your big hanging and “swanging ” ass out of the bed. Wash your hands and get in the kitchen while she’s in la-la land.

Once in the kitchen follow the instructions of this post to come up with a breakfast she won’t soon forget. Serve on a tray with a flower as a side piece.